Product No. 03
The S Box
A mystery box. You don't know what's inside, we don't fully know what's inside, and honestly that's the appeal. Open one, get something.
In development · $??.?? Price TBD
Free demo. Tap the box to open one — no charge, no real items, no regrets.
Full disclosure
Chances to win
Every S Box contains exactly one item. Here's what you could pull, and how likely each one is. No hidden odds — we're a company built on honesty and mild disappointment.
| Item | Tier | Chance |
|---|---|---|
| Computer An empty box. The rarest prize of all — nothing, framed beautifully. | Mythic | 0.1% |
| Aquatic Creature A Small Live aquatic creature with sample food | Godly | 0.9% |
| Computer Peripheral It could be a keyboard, headphones, or even a monitor... | Legendary | 1% |
| Signed Certificate of Disapproval Official documentation that you, too, do not like this. | Epic | 3% |
| Trading Cards A whole lot of collectible cards. | Rare | 15% |
| Sticker Pack Three stickers of varying enthusiasm. | Uncommon | 30% |
| A Slightly Smaller S Box It's boxes all the way down. Contains a coupon for another box. | Common | 50% |
The fine print: The S Box is not yet for sale. Odds shown are provisional and exist mostly so the demo has something to do. No purchase necessary because no purchase is currently possible. When pricing is finalized it'll show up on the updates page. Prizes are illustrative and, like most things here, mildly disappointing on purpose.